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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

They put up a sign reading

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Does whey protein affect the kidneys?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

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Loons and Moons

No way

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Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Still no good

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

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Catatonics & High Colonics

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Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

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